IdeaFarm (tm) City is the biggest idea to come out of the 20th century. The privilege of giving birth is not limited to women. In 1999, God saw fit to insert an awesome idea into my mind. I have carried this idea for 8 years, feeling and watching it grow. Now, I labor; my baby is coming out!

Like any new mother, I think that my baby is most wonderful. My eyes, flowing with tears of pain and joy, cannot see my baby's defects. You will be kind and gentle, for you can see that I am dying. We will share the joy of my baby's birth. You alone shall live the greater joy, the joy of watching and guiding my baby through childhood into full maturity. Soon, I shall not be. Please care for my baby!

This pamphlet is worthy of serious, reflective study and intelligent, critical discussion. Most of us have neither time nor energy for reflective study and intellectual conversation. Worse, for most of us, if we tried to open an intelligent conversation, our friends would ridicule us. Imagine watching a football game with your buddies and, during half time, saying, "Do any of you guys know what this IdeaFarm (tm) City guy is up to?" In the United States, the typical response will be something like, "Yeah, sounds familiar. Some lunatic with signs on his car. Hey, would ya look at those tits; she's a 10, for sure. ..."

Our minds and bodies are fully occupied by the pain of yesterday's problems, the burden of today's problems, and worry about tomorrow's problems. Who has time for serious study? We men watch football, and talk about "tits", because it is our way to escape, for a moment, the competition, the isolation, the lone wolfness, of the "man's world" in today's urban jungle. For men today, intellectual conversation is just another competitive arena, an unfair, biased arena in which the pain of defeat is great and the joy of victory is miniscule. Is it any wonder that men avoid intellectual conversation and talk about "tits" instead?

But the United States, and possibly all of humanity, is in grave danger. Self government is dying, and lady liberty is already dead. Study this pamphlet. Then discuss it, seriously, critically. Go ahead and talk about "tits", but talk about IdeaFarm (tm) City, too. The logo at the top of this page is just what it looks like, a boob. You can use that fact to segue between topics while watching those jiggling cheerleaders!

The Serious Student's Guide to IdeaFarm (tm) City:

Approach IdeaFarm (tm) City in this way, giving the indicated amount of undivided attention to each step before continuing to the next. If you have a countdown timer on a wristwatch, use it! I am doing my best to be a worthy teacher. Be a worthy student, showing me respect by accepting my guidance, and you will quickly gain an accurate understanding of IdeaFarm (tm) City.

1. (3 minutes): Read the three one minute summaries.
2. (15 minutes): Read the three five minute summaries.
3. (1 hour): Explore this pamphlet, becoming familiar with every part of it.
4. (1 hour): Critically discuss this pamphlet for 10 minutes with each of six people.
5. (1 minute): Establish email contact with me by requesting village gathering information.
6. (1 hour): Critically discuss this pamphlet with me via email.

The thought steering industry claims to deliver instant knowledge, but really only delivers instant thought control. True knowledge comes only from reflective study and intelligent, critical conversation. Study this pamphlet. Discuss it intelligently and critically with others. Then get involved. If others ridicule my free speech activities, defend me. If I am doing something wrong, let me know. Even better, "lift a finger" to help me do it right. Your children, and your teenagers, are watching.

Wo'O Ideafarm
Governing Proprietor